Oi, Gohan, hit me up.

I got your brother.

PRIVATE TO THE TANTEI
WHICH INCLUDES KURAMA, HIEI, AND KUWABARA
[EASILY HACKABLE]I can't sit around and let this happen ( Read more... )

Okay, fess up, how many of there are you. There's gotta be more than one. Seriously not cool, you guys, if he's so dead sure about it, this has been brewing for awhile.

HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE THINK ME AN' KURAMA ARE AN ITEM.

Gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, this is ridiculous.

Ridiculous, ask first you assholes, don't just go makin' your own shit up ( Read more... )

[The post starts out with him grumbling in a low, barely audible voice; whether he's aware the communicator is on or not is unclear.] Fuckin' women and their fuckin' feelings. Saw my fingers off why don't you, see if I even ask next time. Fuck me fer even saying anything, "common decency" my ass, etiquette can fucking suck me fer all I care... [ ( Read more... )

Dear Motherfucking Self,

If I find you, I'm going to fucking kill you.

You know, strike that. I'm going to fucking kill you.

End of story.

You're dead to both of us,
The Real One

Dear World's End,

...sorry.

No, seriously. I'm not good at this at all so just... I don't know.

Hit me if I deserve it.

... That's all I got.

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[There's dripping and some soft sounds of hospital goings on in the background.] So, there really was a rat guy. Least that's what he looks like. He's also really dead. Like, I don't how dead he looked when he was alive? But he's dead now. Trust me. Sakura apparently put 'im through a wall. I wouldn't believe it if the hole wasn't shaped like him. ( Read more... )

Is it necessary for it to go from being sunny to it pouring rain? Really? I ain't Urashimatarou and I don't got any turtle princesses on me. Ain't that great a swimmer, either, now that I think about it.

Oi. All a you, I wanna status report. We're either goin' out or we ain't. I'm kind of voting the latter. These are my only pants.Anybody heard ( Read more... )

[Sack!rama is shown dangling, either of his hands held up by Yuusuke who is shaking him a little at the camera for effect. He whips him under his arm after a moment to make a face not unlike the one shown in his current icon.]

Okay you guys, what the hell is this thing? Look, I'm all good with whatever demon voodoo its involved with, cuz it ( Read more... )

There's something really weirdly comforting about watching your two friends sleep.

...in a totally not gay kind of way.

All company's locked out until further notice. If they wake up and want you, they'll invite you. Until then, you stay in your corner, we're staying in ours.

Yukina, you can sleep wherever you want. You're not included in " ( Read more... )

[The communicator appears to be resting on the cap of one of Yuusuke's crossed knees; it wobbles occasionally when he moves, somewhat nauseatingly for the viewer. The eggs he has in his hands are two different shades of blue, one larger than the other. He seems to be weighing them testingly.]

...okay, okay, here goes nothin'. [He sets the smaller ( Read more... )

[a rustling like fabric and the silver rasp of a zipper.]

Goin' out, assholes. Be back Iunno when. But I'm comin' back, so nobody take my stuff. And by my stuff, I mean anything I'm leavin' in the Fortress of Incredibly Spiteful Demonic Plants, which is about nothin'. And 'sides, I wouldn't advise messin' with it anyway.

Oi, Kurama, you comin'?